deadpresidents:

Anonymous asked: It’s the Christmas season! Would Jesus be a good President?

Didn’t I answer this question before?

No, I guess I answered a question about whether Jesus could get elected.

Let’s see…Jesus would have a tough time as President because he’d be called a communist or a socialist…

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Submitted by tinnedcan

Adorable

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Submitted by tinnedcan

Adorable

My boyfriend likes this chick, but this is about all there is to her, IMO.

My boyfriend likes this chick, but this is about all there is to her, IMO.

Dear fat people in scooters,

avocadosalad:

As a fellow fat person, I feel a special kind of hatred for you. Sure people of average weight may make fun of you quietly because you’re not like them, but me? I hate you because you change people’s perception of me as well—people assume all fat people are lazy slobs Besides that, your stupid scooters take up room on the bus that is needed for people with handicaps that exceed your slow metabolism.

Go for a fucking walk,
Anna Nordling

Share this with everyone in America, please.
stfuconservatives:

itsallabitharrypotter:

ryking:

Infographic: Tax Cuts for Millionaires vs. Nutrition Assistance

House Republicans recently proposed $833 million worth of cuts to the Special Supplemental Nutritional Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC in next year’s budget (FY2012), the equivalent of kicking between 325,000 to 475,000 eligible mothers, infants, and children off of one of the nation’s most cost-effective programs. Ultimately over $650 million in cuts to the program are on the table in the bill that Congress will debate later this month.
[Right-wingers] justified the cut on the grounds that tackling our nation’s deficits requires “shared sacrifice.” But the tax cuts they recently fought to extend will give away more money to America’s 300,000 millionaires this week than it will cost to adequately fund this critical nutrition program for all of next year.

Not exactly “pro-life” of the GOP to throw women, infants, and children under a bus just to make millionaires and billionaires even wealthier, is it?

I want to make posters of this and put it all over the Capital building. Or I would if it wasn’t illegal to fart in the wrong place there.

They’re pro-life, unless you’re already born and actually need to eat.

Share this with everyone in America, please.

stfuconservatives:

itsallabitharrypotter:

ryking:

Infographic: Tax Cuts for Millionaires vs. Nutrition Assistance

House Republicans recently proposed $833 million worth of cuts to the Special Supplemental Nutritional Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC in next year’s budget (FY2012), the equivalent of kicking between 325,000 to 475,000 eligible mothers, infants, and children off of one of the nation’s most cost-effective programs. Ultimately over $650 million in cuts to the program are on the table in the bill that Congress will debate later this month.

[Right-wingers] justified the cut on the grounds that tackling our nation’s deficits requires “shared sacrifice.” But the tax cuts they recently fought to extend will give away more money to America’s 300,000 millionaires this week than it will cost to adequately fund this critical nutrition program for all of next year.

Not exactly “pro-life” of the GOP to throw women, infants, and children under a bus just to make millionaires and billionaires even wealthier, is it?

I want to make posters of this and put it all over the Capital building. Or I would if it wasn’t illegal to fart in the wrong place there.

They’re pro-life, unless you’re already born and actually need to eat.

So.

It says 3 (whoopee!) people are following me, but it only shows me two. I wonder who this invisible person is. I hope it’s Dumbledore.

Wow. It would be awesome if there were people who really did this.

Wow. It would be awesome if there were people who really did this.

This show needs to be required viewing. It is true and noble art.

So we had a group meeting for a project today

and one of the guys in my group was totally hooking up on adam4adam.com.

It’s official:

homo=skank

nola-darling:

laughing so hard i’m going to vomit.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

nola-darling:

laughing so hard i’m going to vomit.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!